Nj > Ca

[kgmdawg84]

Cali ain't got SHIT on dirty jerz
Body: Cali VS. Jerzzz


I'm from California. <3

-I cuss a lot.

-I say "for sure" and "right on" and "hella" and I say it often.

-I know what real cheese & avocados taste like.

-I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe and Big Bear.

-Summers are really hot, and winters really cold. That's the way it is.

-I go to the Beach - not "down the shore" (who the fuck says that anyways?).

-I've been to "the city" (if your from California you don't say Frisco....you look stupid) and have eaten fresh clam chowder out of a sourdough bread bowl.

-The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border).

-My governor can kick ur governors ass.

-I can go out at midnight and wear a t-shirt and shorts.

-I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a greek GOD.

-I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day (GOD bless LA COSTA)

-All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here.

-We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them).

-I'm from California and I love it....




I'm from new jersey

i dont right in pretty little columns like california

if i mess up spelling who the fuck cares

we curse alot...not cuss...who the hell says cuss?

i say "fuckin" "shore" and "wata" (water) and LOVE IT

yea its 65...but if you go that slow ur gonna get run the fuck over

if you cut me off, youre getting the horn and the finger...and you WILL be ok with it

our governor was gay, so beat that bitches

only WE say were from dirty jerz, cause it stay's dirty all day long


I to have been to "the city" (if your from around here its the city/ nyc) if you call it the big apple you look and sound like a big ass

we were one of the original 13, too bad california isnt

Summers are really hot, and winters really cold. That's the way it is over here in nj, too. your not so special

who cares where those tv show are made? yours all suck anyway

cali's got the best beaches? those Laguna Beach fags need to come down here and get fucking jumped at Seaside

camden will kick comptons ass anyday

Frank Sinatra...Bruce Springsteen...Jack Nicholson...Bon Jovi...Joe Buddens...all from jersey...NOT cali

only bennies say "going to the beach" so fuck off "dude", stop being so "gnarly"

we say pie and get a large pizza

we get REAL ITALIAN FOOD..not that fake shit they got in cali

we have WAWA.....and its awsome

PORKROLL. enough said.

who the hell eats clam chowder outta a bread bowl no less?..do i even need to comment on that??

as for tv shows..can we say SOPRANOS??????

Morris County is the third richest in the country...and we dont need a bunch of shows on MTV to prove it

CALIFORNIA DON'T GOT SHIT ON JERSEY!

[kgmdawg84]

buahahahahahahaha soooooo freakin funny!! found this on Myspace

[PatrickSRT]

hahaha

[punkrokdood]

i dont right in pretty little columns like california wtf does that mean?

if i mess up spelling who the fuck cares good for you... what does that have to do with anything

we curse alot...not cuss...who the hell says cuss? who says either one?

i say "fuckin" "shore" and "wata" (water) and LOVE IT good for you

yea its 65...but if you go that slow ur gonna get run the fuck over haha... you think that's just a jersey thing??? try going 65 in cali

if you cut me off, youre getting the horn and the finger...and you WILL be ok with itonce again, not a jersey thing

our governor was gay, so beat that bitchesour governor was the terminator... terminator>faries

only WE say were from dirty jerz, cause it stay's dirty all day longis staying dirty a good thing?


I to have been to "the city" (if your from around here its the city/ nyc) if you call it the big apple you look and sound like a big ass good for you

we were one of the original 13, too bad california isnt people left the original 13 to go to cali for a reason

Summers are really hot, and winters really cold. That's the way it is over here in nj, too. your not so special actually, our summers are mildly hot, the winters are mildly cold... so yes, we are special... and any activity we want is driving distance away, with out having to live in the shitty ass snow

who cares where those tv show are made? yours all suck anywaytv is fake, irrelevant

cali's got the best beaches? those Laguna Beach fags need to come down here and get fucking jumped at Seaside yes, because i go to the beach to fight

camden will kick comptons ass anydaywho cares???? (this is false anyway... LA riots)

Frank Sinatra...Bruce Springsteen...Jack Nicholson...Bon Jovi...Joe Buddens...all from jersey...NOT cali too bad jack nicholson is the only one that doesn't suck

only bennies say "going to the beach" so fuck off "dude", stop being so "gnarly" what do you call it??? going to the sewage dump?

we say pie and get a large pizza good for you, we say pie and get pie, we say pizza and get pizza... sounds easy enough

we get REAL ITALIAN FOOD..not that fake shit they got in cali we get real mexican food, not that fake shit you got in jerzey

we have WAWA.....and its awsomei agree... wawa and sheetz is better than any convenience store here

PORKROLL. enough said. you have pork with all them jews?

who the hell eats clam chowder outta a bread bowl no less?..do i even need to comment on that??no one that i know

as for tv shows..can we say SOPRANOS?????? sopranos, there i said it... tv is still fake and therefore irrelevant

Morris County is the third richest in the country...and we dont need a bunch of shows on MTV to prove it and??? who likes rich people?

CALIFORNIA JUST SHIT ON JERSEY!

[slow4dr]

:closed:

[TopOfNewYork]

east vs west hahhaha

[DrEdSrT4]

93>91.. Duh?

[m0r3b00st]

Cali > ALL!!!!

[TopOfNewYork]

yeah yeah yeah:crazy:

[E=Money]

see u know they want to be here cuz u dont see us trying to prove to them that were better. shit everyone's cali the shitnitz.

[slow4dr]

AGP > Psi-Fi

[Daryl]

Messicans > Ricans!!

j/k much love <3

[Gunnar]

AGP > Psi-Fi
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Haephestos/SRTforums/ccc.jpg

[Daryl]

Lol I don't see the Sparco car seats!

[Gunnar]

Messicans > Ricans!!

j/k much love <3
Damn freakin' Ricans!!!!!:mad:

[Gunnar]

Lol I don't see the Sparco car seats!
hahahaha





















http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Haephestos/SRTforums/edc1ba13.jpg

[Daryl]

You know you can't pass up on a hard working Messican :lol:

[m0r3b00st]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Haephestos/SRTforums/ccc.jpg
hey that bottle looks familiar!:smiley_aa

[Gunnar]

You know you can't pass up on a hard working Messican :lol:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Haephestos/SRTforums/southpark20.jpg

[Gunnar]

hey that bottle looks familiar!:smiley_aa
:D :D

[mo'sSRT4]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Haephestos/SRTforums/ccc.jpg

The future of the "God Father Motorsports" she is next in line. awsome pic

[Gunnar]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Haephestos/Mohammad/IMG_7550.jpg

[Daryl]

Oh who's car is that? That thing is sick for stock!

hahahaha

















http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Haephestos/SRTforums/edc1ba13.jpg

[Gunnar]

The future of the "God Father Motorsports" she is next in line. awsome pic
:)




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Haephestos/Mohammad/Mo5.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Haephestos/Mohammad/Mo3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Haephestos/Mohammad/Mo2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Haephestos/Mohammad/Mo1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Haephestos/Mohammad/Mo4.jpg

[Daryl]

The forum is alive!!!! Oh no I should prolly get back to work!!!

[Gunnar]

Oh who's car is that? That thing is sick for stock!



Some gay ass ricer kid.:D :D





Semi NWS





http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Haephestos/goodies/peaches032.jpg

[Gunnar]

The forum is alive!!!! Oh no I should prolly get back to work!!!
:whip:

[mo'sSRT4]

Some gay ass ricer kid.:D :D





Semi NWS





http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Haephestos/goodies/peaches032.jpg

Thats nasty after looking at that pic i think i might break my fasting for today ahhhhhhhhhhhh that was nasty.

[Daryl]

holy shit man; i clicked on that pic! Im at work focker lol....never again!

[mo'sSRT4]

God Father Motorsports> Slow4dr motorsports :auto_07:

[Daryl]

Lol atleast we've seen Slow4dr motorsports in action though :-x

[punkrokdood]

Lol atleast we've seen Slow4dr motorsports in action though :-x
are you trying to say godfather motorsports= psi-fi motorsports????
:eek: :eek: :eek: :nono:

[m0r3b00st]

God Father Motorsports> Slow4dr motorsports :auto_07:
im sponsored by both!!!!

[m0r3b00st]

are you trying to say godfather motorsports= psi-fi motorsports????
:eek: :eek: :eek: :nono:
no no no, GodFather Motorsports = Gunnar

[Daryl]

Lol no Brandon, Godfather = Gunnar!

[mo'sSRT4]

Lol atleast we've seen Slow4dr motorsports in action though :-x

Hey hey watch what you say this is the God father himself. Drayl will be the first one jumping up and down asking gunnar can I get a ride in the car :gaywave:

[m0r3b00st]

Mo doesnt know what he is talking about:lol:

[Daryl]

Hey hey watch what you say this is the God father himself. Drayl will be the first one jumping up and down asking gunnar can I get a ride in the car :gaywave:
I don't want a ride in the "POS NEON" I'll prolly shit my pants NO THANKS

[mo'sSRT4]

are you trying to say godfather motorsports= psi-fi motorsports????
:eek: :eek: :eek: :nono:

:D No God Father Motorsports= Gunnar

[punkrokdood]

Lol no Brandon, Godfather = Gunnar!
:rofl:

i know this... i was being sarcastic :bigthumb:

[mo'sSRT4]

I don't want a ride in the "POS NEON" I'll prolly shit my pants NO THANKS

With your luck you properly will.

[Daryl]

:rofl:

i know this... i was being sarcastic :bigthumb:
Haha JERK! :lol:

[mo'sSRT4]

where did lessboost go.

[slow4dr]

God Father Motorsports> Slow4dr motorsports :auto_07:


:bsflag: Maybe = ;)

[mo'sSRT4]

bring his mexcian ass back on here.

[Daryl]

With your luck you properly will.
Yup then i'd prolly fall into a woodchipper :grim:

[punkrokdood]

where did lessboost go.
is it lessboost, or moreboostleaks ;)

[mo'sSRT4]

:bsflag: Maybe = ;)

Jay you gonna be at the next fontana meet?

[slow4dr]

Noooo... stole the email list to start his own site.

:rofl:

[Daryl]

Hi Mr. Jason

[slow4dr]

Jay you gonna be at the next fontana meet?


It's hard to plan that far ahead.

[slow4dr]

Hi Mr. Jason

Hey D, Got anything new on the car?

[m0r3b00st]

fuck you haters!!!

[mo'sSRT4]

is it lessboost, or moreboostleaks ;)


:kekekegay

[slow4dr]

From a PM on the SRT forums about "Grunge"




Noooo... stole the email list to start his own site.

[mo'sSRT4]

fuck you haters!!!

HEY there he is.

[m0r3b00st]

HEY there he is.
yea im here bishes!!!!

dont hate cause i got both sponsorships

[mo'sSRT4]

yea im here bishes!!!!

dont hate cause i got both sponsorships

I am fucker, I wanted atleast one of them.

[m0r3b00st]

I am fucker, I wanted atleast one of them.
Its a race thing..... its cause im black

[slow4dr]

:wtf: How did Mo get to be a mod?

[mo'sSRT4]

i g2g class time talk to you guys later.

[m0r3b00st]

:wtf: How did Mo get to be a mod?
:jack:

[m0r3b00st]

i g2g class time talk to you guys later.
:wtf: a mod should be on alot more than this.....

[slow4dr]

:wtf: a mod should be on alot more than this.....


X's 2 :bigthumb:

[punkrokdood]

its because he's "east coast"

[m0r3b00st]

X's 2 :bigthumb:
^^^^^ that got me banned(damn Nazis')

[punkrokdood]

^^^^^ that got me banned(damn Nazis')
X's 2 :bigthumb:

[Daryl]

Hey D, Got anything new on the car?
Of course not :(

[Daryl]

testing...

[Daryl]

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[srtjay]

Mo get rid of that pep boys intake sucker thing in front of your car ;)

[hozay09]

Will u lazy fockers update ur avatar's please...

[mo'sSRT4]

you guys have a problem with me being a Mod?

[mo'sSRT4]

:jack:

Its cool bro few years from now we will see sup.

[hozay09]

Mo was selected as Cali's moderator many reasons. He took the initiative to take full responsibility for the section and help create a SRT-4mation California chapter. He's a great guy, I know him personally and I know he will support everyone.

This is not to say he will be the only one nor does it mean he's permant. Who knows? If you guys blow up and take things seriously, who knows whats in store. There's alot of potential out there and I know you guys will have a great time with SRT-4mation. Now's the time to take full advantage of it.

[Daryl]

I think we're going to do a great job, Mo and Danny have already been getting our info and we've talked a little about meetings and what we want to do...


p.s. Ghetto Mods for life

[JuanDirtyMessican]

shifting > daryl

[Daryl]

shifting > daryl
tu puzzi!!!

[fourbanger]

My 3rd gear downshifting>me

[HoTSauZe]

Cali > My pubes > Durty Jerz:HappyBirt