I don't want all my posts to be in War Stories...

[Milkman Dan]

Hello.

[paintbaler1587]

Hi, Im paintbaler, I dont think we have met.

[Broken5hift]

Banned

[paintbaler1587]

lol.....the mods here are gay

[Milkman Dan]

This section is being deleted. I think we all know who we can blame for this. *Looks at Paintbaler*

[Broken5hift]

great thats two forums craig ruined

[myfault]

craig

[myfault]

is the opposite of cool

[myfault]

limp bizkit made a song about craig

[myfault]

it was called "rollin"

[myfault]

hahaha

[myfault]

what?

[myfault]

Laugh At My Joke People!

[myfault]

i wonder if slow4dr will get robbed of his leading poster title on srtforums like i did :gay:

[CKT]

Your joke

[myfault]

you're a joke

[CKT]

is very

[CKT]

funny* Damn this 30 second crap*

[myfault]

i dont want all my posts to be in war stories

[Milkman Dan]

I would laugh, but I seem to be lacking the proper smilie.
See ---> :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[myfault]

this place needs smilies

[myfault]

antidisestablishmentarianism is a long word
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is a longer word

but the longest word in the english language is "smiles"

[myfault]

because there is a MILE between the 2 s's

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
laugh at me.

[myfault]

the houston chronicle said my g/f is a beauty queen

HAHA me > you

[Broken5hift]

my penis just fell off after reading that

[BlackDragon]

:bs2: That is all that is needed

[myfault]

still me > you

[myfault]

my penis just fell off after reading that
a dog is going to carry it away

he thinks is a miniature piece of rawhide

[Milkman Dan]

Me < You HAHA!

[myfault]

what do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

sparky

[myfault]

Me < You HAHA!
you took what i said and backwards it

[myfault]

HAHA at sparky

[CKT]

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis


I think I got that, is there a topical ointment to clear it up?

[Broken5hift]

what do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

sparky

:rofl: .............. stupid lack of smilies. laff.

[Broken5hift]

i remember this one time i was beating off and this fish landed on my foot and i was like "WTF where did this fucking fish just come from?!" then i remembered i was in the pet store

[Broken5hift]

sometimes when i cry i feel like pulling out. i usually dont though.

[CKT]

It itches

[Broken5hift]

i remember when i was younger, like 16. this kid was telling me how fast his mountain bike was. i told him to race me on my bike and when he agreed i pulled my truck out and lined it up next to him. he started yelling that this was unfair so i told him id give him a head start. stupid fucker agreed to it.

[myfault]

one time i stuck a bottle in my vagina...

then i remembered, i dont have a bottle. :wtf:

[myfault]

he started yelling that this was unfair so i told him id give him head start. stupid fucker agreed to it.
no surprise.

[myfault]

remember that time i had well over 20,000 posts on srtforums, yet the homepage said "leading poster hemidakota with like 16,000"

yeah i remember that too.

[gspeedaddict]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/hotsrt-4/clubjenna2.jpg

[Broken5hift]

one time i stuck a bottle in my vagina...

then i remembered, i dont have a bottle. :wtf:

wtf............. ttiwwp

[Broken5hift]

im gonna whore the hell out of this tonight

[myfault]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/hotsrt-4/clubjenna2.jpg
if you could trim her fat off, make her boobs perky, and give her a different face....

ide do her.

[myfault]

im gonna whore the hell out of this tonight
you recorded my conversation with your mom?

[Broken5hift]

you recorded my conversation with your mom?

the camera has audio, yes.

[myfault]

ill bet im a loser in real life.
cause i q0wn on the intraweb

[Milkman Dan]

The internet is amusing again! :cries: :ben: :ben: :ben:













:banned:

[Broken5hift]

i remember this one time drew was choking, i had to apologize for falling forward.

[myfault]

i remember this one time drew was choking, i had to apologize for falling forward.
i told you a strap on wouldnt be like the real thing

[Broken5hift]

ill bet im a loser in real life.
cause i q0wn on the intraweb

i have alot of friends on xbox. when i walk outside its lonely.

[myfault]

i have a lot of friends outside..
when i walk on my xbox it breaks.

[Broken5hift]

i told you a strap on wouldnt be like the real thing

yea well my dick in your anus is about as tight as a hotdog in a cement mixer

[myfault]

yea well my dick in your anus is about as tight as a hotdog in a cement mixer
i filled a driveway yesterday...
i just pulled down my pants and squeezed.

[myfault]

:ahahaha:

[myfault]

want a fanta!
want a fanta!

[myfault]

craig is now viewing

[myfault]

i can see his name at the bottom of the screen

[myfault]

keep rollin rollin rollin rollin

[Broken5hift]

i hate those fanta bitches. the drink is good though.

[myfault]

what?

[myfault]

oh yeah, i see.

said ray charles.

[Broken5hift]

drinking is like shooting up. both are ways to forget your botched sex change

[paintbaler1587]

lmao

[Broken5hift]

my names Kanye, bush hates black people. im a racist.

[paintbaler1587]

yall suck

[Broken5hift]

says the kid that got WS closed

[paintbaler1587]

I hate black people

[myfault]

im not racist...
ive got a color tv

[paintbaler1587]

you just wish your name was on the front page

[paintbaler1587]

hold me drew

[myfault]

never

[Broken5hift]

omg fags, im telling the e-world

[paintbaler1587]

but you said you loved me!

[Broken5hift]

when craig smiles he leaks

[PoweredbyAMG]

Ek00l is gonan get both you fags.

[paintbaler1587]

omg fags, im telling the e-world
you just wish you had the relationship drew an i have

[Broken5hift]

i dont like leap frog

[paintbaler1587]

one time i was in the back seat of drew's car

[paintbaler1587]

i dont like leap frog
my member number > your member number

[Broken5hift]

one time i was filming from the front seat of drews car

[paintbaler1587]

one time i was filming from the front seat of drews car
actually, we did have someone in the front seat filming when I was in the back seat.

[PoweredbyAMG]

one time i was filming from the front seat of drews car

I had sex in the front of that car with a pigeon.

[Broken5hift]

I had sex in the front of that car with a pigeon.

1st it was a dog

secondly, its name is coco

[PoweredbyAMG]

1st it was a dog

secondly, its name is coco

I was alittle wasted, also you stapled the wings on there.

[Broken5hift]

i tend to get staple happy

[PoweredbyAMG]

Dude you almost stapeled your cock to your balls, that would of sucked.

[Broken5hift]

yea right, then i could fit it all in at once

[PoweredbyAMG]

You obviously havent seen that vid from SRTForums of the black guy.

[paintbaler1587]

You obviously havent seen that vid from SRTForums of the black guy.
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