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Hassviper
09-18-05, 12:28 AM
My name is Hassan Ahmus Hassan Mahmoud Mohamed. I'm egyptian and I walk like an egyptian too. I go to rutgers. It's the kind of school where you wash your hands before you go to the bathroom. I'm young but I pay for my srt-4. I work at sears hustling vacuums. I used to sell mango juice and had some in my trunk for hozay until me and my friends drank it all. I've topped my srt-4 out (i think) and went through my first set of tires in about 10k.

Oh and I'm the guy you can blame for people giving srt-4's dirty looks. I blast spice girls britney spears or n'sync at any convenient moment.

oh and mine's black.

paintbaler1587
09-18-05, 01:42 AM
Im not a terrorist!
:bsflag:

psi chick
09-18-05, 11:36 AM
:bsflag:

damn terrorists :eviltongu

hozay09
09-18-05, 11:39 AM
Nice try Hass. I still have your pic from the "Jihad Times". I gotta keep my eye on u again. Where's my mango juice!!! :soapbox:

http://img316.imageshack.us/img316/2097/105320506l8ts.jpg

NYYDYNASTY
09-18-05, 11:43 AM
LMAO
Hail, Allah Bujaid Amid Callam Hasif Musfati

^damn terrorists with their 14 names

psi chick
09-18-05, 11:46 AM
and to think that he's a terrorist but still environmentally friendly.....just look at that bottle of simple green.

oh, and i want some mango juice too.

htheduck
09-18-05, 12:06 PM
Good lord, are those chemistry books and/or flight manuals in the back? Or many versions of Flight Simulator software?

NYYDYNASTY
09-18-05, 12:25 PM
and he's got ALL american products in that room .... star wars trilogy...dell computer equipment ... DORITOS

Hassviper
09-19-05, 12:47 AM
Nice try Hass. I still have your pic from the "Jihad Times". I gotta keep my eye on u again. Where's my mango juice!!! :soapbox:

http://img316.imageshack.us/img316/2097/105320506l8ts.jpg
:giveup:

Kernel Panic
09-19-05, 09:19 AM
LOL... So you're the fucker who blasted past me awhile back with Twitney's "Oops I Did It Again" blaring.. Keep it up, we have a special place for folks like you... :D

BTW Welcome....

Broken5hift
09-19-05, 09:37 AM
*dials 911*

OMG OPERATOR?! *quietly* i need help, theres a guy with a towel on his head trying to tell me something about coffee. i think its got anthrax in it........ no i didnt drink the coffe............. no he isnt hurting me....... i dunno he's right here ask him yourself.

"dis is a dunkin donuts you stupid stupid beetch"

*whispers on phone* i cant understand his foreign language. can you send someone over immediately.

Kernel Panic
09-19-05, 03:13 PM
.....

http://owlfarm.dyndns.org/~tmfu/images/roflcopter.gif

srt4some
09-19-05, 04:40 PM
*dials 911*

OMG OPERATOR?! *quietly* i need help, theres a guy with a towel on his head trying to tell me something about coffee. i think its got anthrax in it........ no i didnt drink the coffe............. no he isnt hurting me....... i dunno he's right here ask him yourself.

"dis is a dunkin donuts you stupid stupid beetch"

*whispers on phone* i cant understand his foreign language. can you send someone over immediately.
hahahahahhaa

srt4some
09-19-05, 04:41 PM
hes not a terrorist, but a religous soldier.... lol

Hassviper
09-20-05, 11:38 PM
*dials 911*

OMG OPERATOR?! *quietly* i need help, theres a guy with a towel on his head trying to tell me something about coffee. i think its got anthrax in it........ no i didnt drink the coffe............. no he isnt hurting me....... i dunno he's right here ask him yourself.

"dis is a dunkin donuts you stupid stupid beetch"

*whispers on phone* i cant understand his foreign language. can you send someone over immediately.

That's why I quit dunkin donuts.

mo'sSRT4
09-21-05, 03:45 AM
another "terrorist" checking in lol, I'm pakistanian. :D

gspeedaddict
09-21-05, 03:49 PM
*dials 911*

OMG OPERATOR?! *quietly* i need help, theres a guy with a towel on his head trying to tell me something about coffee. i think its got anthrax in it........ no i didnt drink the coffe............. no he isnt hurting me....... i dunno he's right here ask him yourself.

"dis is a dunkin donuts you stupid stupid beetch"

*whispers on phone* i cant understand his foreign language. can you send someone over immediately.
LMFAO